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The Battle of the Lucky Coin: Supplemental Text - Part One

"If we happen to be not alone, Mr. Bren," whispered Dr. Boolin the Kiko, "let us hope that whoever else is here is sleeping."

by kublakhan27
The Pirate Writer: Part One

"Ahoy," Captain Woodbeak said through the locked, wooden door. He unlocked it and opened it. "So, how is me pirate doin'?" he said...

by czenko28
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis - Part One

In the dusty Sakhmetian cave, hundreds of feet below the violent sandstorms, blazing sun and sandstone-colored buildings of the Lost Desert, three brave explorers pressed further down the carved path...

by playmobil_is_my_life
Inexorable: Part One

And although he knew there was small chance of it, Ryddle was driven by a desire to impress Phantom on the rare occasions that he was home. Stupid really...

by haannsolo
Faerie Fanatics: Part One

As I was flicking through the Times, there was a large headline that caught my eye: RAINBOW FAERIE MISSING!

by matjake44_3
 
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"The Working Girl" by lightninglover34
Hunnybee sighed as her daughter's voice rang out for the seventeenth time that hour. Plodding down the hall and yanking open the door, she stumbled through the sea of plushies covering the rug and arrived, alive, by the side of the bed. "What now?"




Other Stories


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Lost in the Lost Desert Scroll Repository
"Didn't I tell you to take that left at the 'Asparagus Recipes' section? You should never leave home without a map!"

by vicart1

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There's A Reason Why Owners Don't Go To Neoschool
"Mom! Mom!" she said. I smiled at her excitement. "Guess what? They've started a program to get owners more involved in Neoschool!"

by animalnutz1993

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Guilds - Which One is Right for You?
This guide is meant to help newcomers and oldtimers alike in better evaluating their options and provide a somewhat deeper understanding of the more desirable features that make up a great guild.

by tyleraapje

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Ruins Rampage: a Basic Guide
Ruins Rampage is a Grand Theft Ummagine style game, where your objective is to retrieve the elusive Golden Scorchstone.

by blobenterprises

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Fried Life
Something has happened!

by punkrockingkittykat_

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Neotails
Lab ray woes...

by catsurii



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